Vote Hanez! For the new King of Britain!

[Dedalus]

I've personally witnessed Hanez kill players in town who gate to scam vendors, such as BET's vendor house in yew!

Exactly:
he has been killing BET gating bot with multiple account/characters every night, he has been reported and warned by staff to not use brand new characters to do it, and since he is getting exiled by the city with all his tons running for king it's the only way to keep doing this.


p.s.
The scamming accusations are just hilarious, the only thing you do better than trolling is probably exploiting.

[Manderbla]

oh well, at least im good at something other than paging the gm's on everybody!


Vote Hanez for king of Britain!

[Dedalus]

I know it's very hard to understand for you but the loser is the exploiter , not the guy that reports him.

[eric_azria]

if elected King of Britain I promise to drain the treasury right back into the pockets of its people! We all have seen what a terrible job Corrado has done, unable to build a treasury over 50k

Just a little basic math here for everyone:

If the treasury reaches 1 million gold, each citizen will have the treasury drained into their pockets in the amount of 25 gold a week, or 100 gold a month.

For those of you who are unaware of how this works:

1) Once a week the king may disperse 10% of the treasury to one of the following:
a) himself/herself
b) their citizens (in the case of britain, that would be 3,739 people)
c) their active militia

2) Once they decide who they would like to disperse to, there is an additional 15% fee from the bankers, so if you are chosen, you will now receive:
a) approximately 21 gold a week
b) approximately 84 gold a month

3) Fail x Fail = Fail

[Abbot]

Facts and figures:

1. Manderbla = Hanesherway/Disease
A. Banned several times (lengthy bans) for exploiting bugs instead of reporting them.
B. Custodian of a castle owned by his old guildmate, Tentacles
C. Claims to have exploited Bucs Cannoneers for over 20 mil
D. On the List of Scammers for various scams including exploiting an old Statuemaker bug
E. Known to lie habitually, highly delusional, and many pitiful attempts at manipulation.
F. Betrayed Sabri and looted his castle before his Bucs Den ban.

2. Corrado = Corrado
A. Never banned
B. Has more gold than Hanesherway simply from playing an ORK and IDOCing
C. Shares his UO knowledge in IRC and the Forum whenever it is needed

The choice is clear. Corrado is too kind to be a King. Vote Hanez or admit you're playing with dolls.

This says it all! Carrado for King.

[Manderbla]

Great, now I have to pay Muy for writing the auto-biography?!?
son of a....

However! I would definetly like to add to my campaign that if I were elected 'most high bawss of britain', that there would be a dress code in place for citizens!
If anyone is unable to conform to the dress code, appropriate uniforms will be given out my Hanez!

But only if he is elected!!

Thanks again to all my fans and friends, and hope to see you soon!!

[Dedalus]

If anyone is unable to conform to the dress code, appropriate uniforms will be given out my Hanez!

Lemme guess, 1645 red hue exploited from CANNONEERS in Bucca?

[Stencils]

Just a little basic math here for everyone:

No competent king uses the citizen dispersement system. Everyone knows Britain is a disgusting city build on the backs of 5,000 junk toons which are only used to harvest Alchemist Robes every Saturday.

[Stencils]

This says it all! Carrado for King.

Really? No.

At this point we should just vote every player into the King position as the months pass, just hoping that eventually someone will actually demonstrate effective leadership, or something entertaining. Corrado has not.

Elect Hanes.

[Manderbla]

Still going to keep port of fisherman.
Still going to keep 0% taxes (the whole time)
Not going to lose the treasury every possible chance like corrado

Vote Hanez!!