SEVERED HEADS CLAN!!

[HagGash]

Diz iz da skribulz ob da Seburd Hedz Klan Kwezt!!! Hoowah Seburd Hedz Kaln!!!

Diz dey begun lyke oll dem uder deyz. Weeb juzt praktizin ad da furt wif dem dum Runtz. Weeb wuz twien tu ged dem skah hedz tu, Lyne Ub! Fur zum rezun dem nub gruk da lyne ub. Zu Meeb un Zul'Grak hab tu klomp dem dum hedz. Dem skah hedz gruk bedur wen lat klomp dem ash tyme. Da negztyme weeb blah "Lyne Ub" dem gruk un Lyne Ub bubhosh.
Zul'Grak iz tingled bi da Bludd God dat lat bedur bi da Warboss ur lat gid da klompin bi da Bludd Gods mojo. Zu dis ash duz da tezt ob da Bluud God tu be da Warboss. Zul'Grak hab nub kompetishun zu diz ash bekum da Warboss, agh ull da Urks selabrade da bubhosh Warboss.
Fur da bubhosh purmeshun ob Zul'Grak, Hag'Gash gidz ei Kwezt redi. Hag'Gash takie ull dem skah hed Runtz tu da mowntinz, tu da oomie plaze blah'd Shame.Weeb gid tu tyken obur da mowntinz agh maykin bubhosh shinies bud dem skah hed Runtz nub krozz healie wel. Zu weeb gu bak tu da Furt. Agh weeb tezt dem Runtz wid da bahladz. Dem du mudge bubhosh'r. Oll dem ommies bedur wadge owt fur da kumin Skurdge blah'd da SEBURD HEDZ KLAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Human translation:
This day began liKe all other days. We were just practicing at the Fort with the dumb Runts. We were trying to get them **** heads to, Line Up! For some reason they dont understand Line Ub. So me and Zul'Grak had to kill the stupid heads. The **** heads understand better when you kill them one time. The next time we tell them "Line Up" They understand, " Line Up" better.
Zul'Grak was summoned by the Blood God that he better be the Warboss or he wil get kill by the Blood Gods magic. So this one does the test of the Blood God to be the Warboss. Zul'Grak has no compitision so this one will becomes the Warboss, and all the Orcs celebrate the great Warboss.
For the great permission of Zul"Grak. Hag'Gash gets the Quest ready. Hag'Gash takes all the stupid head Runts to the Mountains, to the Human place called Shame.
We got to take over the mountains and make great gold but them **** head Runts cant cross heal well.
So we go baketo the Fort, and we test the Runts with Blade Spirits. For some reason they do a lot better.
All of the humans better watch out for the coming Scurge called the SEVERED HEADS CLAN!!!!!!!

[Faugh]

HOOWAH SEBURD HEDZ KLAN!

[Vargo]

HOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
This was a great day. Lots of fun, lots of stupidity, and lots of toughening up of the runts!

Next time we will practice fort defense in to get ready for humie attacks!
HOOWAH SEBURD HEDZ KLAN

[HagGash]

Great day guys. Lets keep them coming!