Worst hangover

[Jay]

Because Az is a NAZI

Give us some of your worst hangover stories... And how the hell did you get that drunk in the first place?!

[Basia]

The best one I can think of involves myself, my husband, and two of our friends. We usually head out to parties that begin late and end early. (I'm not copping to being a former raver, but all evidence points to...nvm) This particular party was at an outside venue, in a huge field that was formerly a rice silo. The Silo was a great spot and the upside was they always brought in kegs. First mistake - free beer. Zeigenbock, at that.

You don't count glasses of free beer. All I know is I spent a good majority of the night trying to keep my friend from showing everyone her new bra, chasing her around to make sure she wasn't trying to snort anything, and during all of this I rewarded myself with many a beer. As we headed home, the dreaded "oh ****, I'm druuuuunk" feeling hits. When we got to the house, apparently I hit the freezer first thing and grabbed a bottle of Jager. I HATE Jager.

Apparently not that night, cause I drank half the bottle. I don't remember this, but the bright red vomit the next morning was quite startling. I spent the next 18 hours puking my effing guts up until they dragged me to go out to eat. (thanks guys) I finally got something down and I still to this day haven't had Jager again.

[Woodlife]

Worst hang over ever was on Jack and Southern Comfort. I was at my first duty station in the Military, and I had just drank for the first time in my life the week prior. I drank and watched George Carlin or Dennis Miller.... I don't even remember, anyways, I passed out, and they had to drag me to my room. All I know is I woke up in the middle of the night, and some guy was helping me stand up and holding a trash can in front of me while I vomited into it. Apparently I drank so much, the dude knew what I drank because he could identify from the smell lol. So to make a bad night, end in the worst way possible, I woke up with my head in the trash can, and rolled all in my vomit. The clean up process was horrible because my unit was known for being one of the cleanest, and upkept on the whole base, and the punishment for not complying was much worse than I was willing to accept.

Now the BEST drinking story I have is pretty much Xrated in most parts, and it has to do with myself, my Korean girlfriend at the time, and a whole lot of drinking. I'll wait until someone posts that thread before I talk lol

[Jay]

I can't really post any single worst hangover ever because there is just a bunch that are right up there... So I'll start with this one.

I woke up one morning after a big night and my first concious thought was omg, I've lost EVERYTHING. I don't remember getting home or anything and I just had this feeling I lost everything the night before... Looked around for my wallet, keys and phone and all I could find was my wallet. So now I had no ones phone number to call and ask what the hell happened so I just jumped on the computer for a while and prayed someone would come online. When one of the guys showed up online before I could even say "wtf happened" He sends a message saying "you alright dude? last night was hilarious! wtf happened to you?" I said "dude, do you have any idea where my phone and my keys are?" and he said "oh yeah the security guard at the pub has your phone..." Wtf? "You were sitting down looking at your phone out in the beer garden when suddenly you looked up and threw your phone over the fence" I'm sitting here thinking why the hell would I throw my phone over the fence? Then things started coming back to me...

Before we went out me and my friend were at rehearsals drinking loads of scotchy scotch scotch. We went to the pub and I ran into my fairly recently at the time ex, who was also the first love of my life, yada yada... You know the story. I was talking to her for a few minutes when one of her friends comes up, looks at me awkwardly and says "come on Elle lets go" and they walk off, so I decided I needed to rush to the bar and start slamming down shots. I bought everyone around me a shot and started shooting like a mad man. So at this point I'm guessing I was texting her and she said something I wasnt happy with and I threw my phone over the fence. But this doesnt explain where my keys are.

So my friend comes and picks me up to take me back to the bar to get my phone and when we are about 1 min from the bar (bout a 5-10 minute walk away) We went round this corner and I said "WAIT STOP PULL OVER" I jumpedd out of the car and ran over to the grass in front of these appartment and started sifting through them and found all my keys scattered through the grass, I got back in the car and my mate said "wtf how did you know your keys were there?" Basically the window out the front flashed up in my mind as we went past it and I remembered laying in the grass next to the side walk there with people walking past asking if I were okay and me babbling on about ****. So the rest of the story really is went to the pub, got the phone from security, found 6 missed calls from my ex and 5 messages crying asking why I wont talk to her and a WICKED bad hang over... But I got ALL my **** back :) There's a few other classic flashes I remember from the night, but the story is already long enough so I'll leave ya with that :)

[Basia]

That's a beast of a story, Jay. I like it.

I woke up one time in a hotel room, missing clothes and jewelry, no car, with no recollection of ANYTHING after drinking 3 margaritas at a bar. Turns out the meds I was on didn't mix well and a friend noticed something was up when I got belligerent and started yelling about hating poor people/fat people/stupid people, the latter of which I normally do complain about, but not to this extent. He got me a room and left me there. I watched the tape of us coming into the lobby of the hotel and I didn't even recognize myself.

And it also turns out my 3 margaritas turned into a $150 tab when I bought drinks for half the damn club.

[Jay]

Ouch, I've got a similar wake up story to that...

Woke up in a hotel room in the city with no recollection of how I got there or who I was with or anything... But I was naked, I was on a bed without a matress because the matress was on the floor and the hotel room was TRASHED badly, tv was smashed the whole place was messed up. The room was almost pitch black and I went to turn the lights on but there was no room key so the room had no power... I was really badly hung over so I went to have a shower and decided I wanted a bath but couldn't find the plug so I grabbed a towell and jammed it in the drain... Much later I remembered a few flashes of a girl I was with earlier that night and she was back at the hotel room with me at one stage because I remember her saying "let's go find the pool" She sat me down outside the elevator while she went searching for it, I heard it stop and thought she was coming out but it was some random old guy and I just smiled and gave him a thumbs up in my undies. That, and one other memory I remember involving me, her and the fire escape that I wont get into are my only memories of that night after about 8:30pm shortly after I met her.

Oh and the funniest part (imo) is that it was a Thursday morning and also Valentines day... The thing that woke me up was a girl that I had a strange crush on a few months before this occasion calling me to find out where I was because she had a valentines day gift for me... Lol.

[Basia]

That story is confusing. But I guess it means you got some, given she didn't drown in the pool.

So props for that!

[Jay]

I'm not convinced we ever found the pool... But if you think hearing the story sounds confusing imagine living it.

This thread could easily turn into "Where have Jay and Basia woken up? and how the **** did they get there??"

Or

"How drunk can two indeviduals get"

We need stories from more people! Woodlife, GO!

[Basia]

I just remembered that I woke up with my friend's adhesive bra stuck to the fridge the morning after the Jager incident. I think I was throwing it at the fridge in a game of "Will it Stick?" Apparently it did. Awesome.

[Woodlife]

haha my story involves me drunk, my poor sober Korean girlfriend, lots of beer, and a huge mess. I think it's funny now, but that poor Korean girl took it like a champ. It's NSFW, so I'm sure I'd get into trouble for telling it :D

[Jay]

Quality adhesive bra!

I woke up in a tube in a McDonalds playground once.

[Basia]

Quality adhesive bra!

I woke up in a tube in a McDonalds playground once.

Instead of a Happy Ending, you got a Happy Meal.

[Jay]

Instead of a Happy Ending, you got a Happy Meal.

I wish... I got rudely awoken by a 15 year old McDonalds grunt telling me to get the hell out of there.

[Woodlife]

***********************NSFW BELOW***************************************

Ok, so here's what happend. I was a huge manwhore when I was in Korea. I mean I was pretty horrible. I use to get with so many chicks, like maybe averaged out to 1 new one a week. Anyways, I was dating this Korean chick that not only was a virgin, but she never so much kissed a guy before. So here I am, going to spoil this chick, into having some fun.

So anyways, I take this chick on base, and hit up the Officer's club on base. I drink more than a few shots of Jim Bean and downed some other things with a few friends I came across. Well the rule is that all guests have to be off base by 11pm, and it was like 10ish so I was running out of time. So I took the chick into my room, and got my roomates to give me 45 mins alone time. So right then the clock started ticking. Well I wasn't about to pop this chicks cherry and send her on her way in less than an hour so I told her that we could have some fun.

There we were, on my bed. I slipped off my pants and took off her top, and yes I was still drunk as **** while this is going on. I showed her how to give me a BJ, and although she wasn't keen on the whole teeth thing, she did a fairly good job. Only problem is, when I'm drunk, I can go for HOURS and never reach a climax. Only problem is I didn't have hours, infact about that time I had maybe 30 minutes left. So I said screw it, I told her to sit back, and I was going to give her a facial instead. So she lays back and I start swankin and spankin her in the face lol

20 mins left. Still going at it and nothing.

15 mins left. Still going at it and nothing.

10 mins left, and i start to feel it. Man I was nervious, drunk and running out of time. She just layed there like a champ and didn't so much let out a peep. It was getting stronger and stronger and man I was ready to explode for real. IT was like a old faithful about to burst for real. And then I told her, ok just sit up and close your eyes....
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....
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It was coming fast, and then I let her have it...

I shot piss all over her face and halfway across the room. Infact I couldn't even stop. I was like WTF WTF this doesn't feel right, holy crap.

So this chick lets out some squeaky gerbal type noises and grabbed my blanket to block it from getting all over her. By the time I finished I had probably drained 2 quarts of urin all over her face, her clothes, my bed, my blanket, the floor, and myself. And I'm still drunk thinking S H I T.

My roomates forgave me after I told them the story of how it happened. It pretty much gave them an ole army story that I'm sure they've told many times since.

So to finsh the story, I had to rush her down the hallway into the shower so he could wash the urin off, and then dash to the gate which made it even worse because everyone was looking at her and wondering why she was soaked on a dry night. The most shocking thing to this whole story is that she became seriously obcessed with me. She actually still has sent me emails to this day. I don't recall ever talking to her about that night again, but I know she has to remember that well. Anyways, that's my BEST drunk story, and I'll always tell it anytime I get drunk, and it almost always takes the cake.

[Barbarossa]

I bet a guy I could take more shots then he could take bong rips.

I drank almost a 5th of Evan Williams in about 45 minutes.

Bottle had about a half inch left in it when he quit.

I've never been sicker.

[Jack]

This one is only a little nasty.


Some friends and I went out drinking for my birthday a few years ago, and I drank a fair bit, though apparently not enough for my buddy's girlfriend at the time, because she kept egging me on.

A few of us went back to a friend's apartment, and for some reason (feeling surly) I let myself get talked into drinking half a beer, filling the rest up with rye, then chugging the whole thing. My buddy who's apartment it was got up and headed to the bathroom, saying (famous last words) "Guess Jack's going to puke".

And honestly, it was a strange feeling because I wasn't all that drunk before I did that... then suddenly my brain felt like it was floating in formaldehyde and I broke out in cold sweat. Headed to the bathroom, locked... headed to the kitchen, did the business, hit the couch, boom.

I woke up the next day and I remembered why I hadn't drank much in the first place.. had to go to work. Luckily I felt ok (thanks be to my lizard brain's autopuke mechanism). I got up, no one else around, just as my buddy was getting out of bed (he had come out of the washroom the night before, seen me passed out and everyone gone, and headed to bed). Thanked him for whatever, said our niceties, alright dude take it easy, all smiles as I walk out the door without a single post-ryebeerchug memory in my head. Dude turns around and goes into his kitchen...

Apparently I threw up all over his clean dishes, which were sitting in the sink drying. he he he

Anyway I had an ok day at work and he had a very disgusting cleanup thanks to, well thanks to that damn harlot egging me on that's what.

[Basia]

I love drunk stories.

[Basia]

I bet a guy I could take more shots then he could take bong rips.

I drank almost a 5th of Evan Williams in about 45 minutes.

Bottle had about a half inch left in it when he quit.

I've never been sicker.

But was the other guy comatose?

[Jay]

I dont even know how you can pee in that situation Woodlife... I find it so hard to pee if really have to around "that time"

**** I was gonna share another one but It's time to gtfo out of here! So I'll share more later.

[Woodlife]

I dont even know how you can pee in that situation Woodlife... I find it so hard to pee if really have to around "that time"

**** I was gonna share another one but It's time to gtfo out of here! So I'll share more later.

I had to pee like a racehorse and was too drunk to realize. haha

I find it hard to pee right afterwards. It stings like hell. And NO i'm not talkin about a STD lol I dodged that bullet in Korea. Sometimes I think I could have won the lottery on how lucky I got away without getting one.

[Diz]

Heres a song that adequately describes a period of my life and most of my hangovers, bad trips, etc...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s5wPO-QcVw

I don't have any particularly memorable or good stories, most involve me out of commission for a day or two eating soup and watching Looney Tunes.

[Barbarossa]

But was the other guy comatose?

How do you think you'd feel after 20 back to back rips out of a two-footer? We were both hurting, but he quit first. :D

[Pud.S]

How do you think you'd feel after 20 back to back rips out of a two-footer? We were both hurting, but he quit first. :D

Like this.

"Dude, I'm hitting recall and nothing's happening"

"You can't recall, hah, You can't recall in a dungeon, man"

"What?"

[Woodlife]

Heres a song that adequately describes a period of my life and most of my hangovers, bad trips, etc...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s5wPO-QcVw

I don't have any particularly memorable or good stories, most involve me out of commission for a day or two eating soup and watching Looney Tunes.

haha, best movie to watch when you're out of commission is "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".

[Woodlife]

Like this.

"Dude, I'm hitting recall and nothing's happening"

"You can't recall, hah, You can't recall in a dungeon, man"

"What?"

My version.

"Dude where's my gate?"

"I dunno dude, where IS the gate?"

"Dude you got something written on your back."

"What's it say Dude?"

"Dude it says pwnt by AZ."

"Sweeeet!"

[Dodger]

This isn't exactly a hang over but it is a result of drinking too much so Its pretty much the same.

After drinking at over a pint of hard alcohol every day, sometimes 7-8 times that much, a few years, then trying to quit, I got a bad case of delirium tremens aka the DT's. I had just gone on a bad weekend binger and decided it was time to quit. After about 3 days of not drinking I began having severe withdrawals. I was seeing zombie kids on tricycles in my house, hearing doors open and close, hearing phones and door bells ring, horrible case of the shakes, shadow people walking around the walls in my house, random animals, full on hallucinations, scary ****. I tried to just hang in and get through it but when I was having really bad tremors and small seizures as night I had to go to the hospital. I had to stay in the ICU for a week hooked up to machines so the doctors could keep me safe through the withdrawals because alcohol withdrawal is often fatal. So I basically had the worst hang over possible 10x for about a week.

I started drinking again about a week later but now I take a day or two off a week when I feel the DT's coming back to let the them stay minor and run their course safely before drinking again. Alcohol withdrawal is stronger than withdrawal from any other drug, its pretty much the only fatal withdrawal and it makes heroin withdrawal seem like eating a pie. Not fun.

[Jay]

I REALLY don't like pie tbh...

[Basia]

I REALLY don't like pie tbh...

blasphemy.

[Woodlife]

blasphemy.

Blimey!