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Virindi
February 21st, 2011, 05:26 PM
Citizens of Britannia,

It has come to attention that many have been tying flour bags around the heads of the orc population with the intent of humiliation and often suffocation. This must stop immediately.

Recently, the flour mills of Yew and Trinsic have been burned to the ground in what is suspected to be orc retaliation.

Food is being rationed to make up for the loss, and Skara Brae and Britain have helped by sending their surplus, but it would be naive to say that famine will not spread if any more mills are lost.

Due to the seriousness of the situation, effective immediately hunters are banned from carrying flour bags at anytime. Any found with a flour bag will be delivered to a nearby orc war band to experience their justice system.

- Ceolic, Assistant to the Minster of Food

Nappaca
February 21st, 2011, 06:09 PM
nice lol

Zeke
February 21st, 2011, 06:37 PM
*looks down at the flour bag in his hands*

Eh... sorry 'bout that.

Juk'Juk
February 21st, 2011, 07:35 PM
Wud am lat blah'n aboud oomie... tupid skah.

Shmufle
February 21st, 2011, 08:51 PM
Any famished adventurers are welcome and encouraged to come to Minoc. We have lots of food supplies and surplus flour mills.

Kleus
February 21st, 2011, 09:46 PM
*smears the flour residue off of his clothing*
Oh.. Uhm, I bake in my spare time?