Vargo
December 11th, 2011, 08:42 AM
There were 3 runts and myself at the fort today, and we had heard rumors of a small humie fort full of drinkiez and humies with shinies!! So we lined up and ran off to the north east. We arrived at the tavern soon enough, but there were no humies there to pay tribute. We decided to get some drinkiez and head to the new BIG ROK FORT recently built by some dumb humie from Yew. There were two humies there, but one seemed to be a ghost or asleep. We went upstairs, and found another, busy with his work tinkering toys for the humie kids, maybe. We krimped him and demanded tribute, but he refused to pay. Why do they always refuse to pay! So, we klomped him, then we made him our captive.
He was herded to the fort, and after a few scrapes and bruises we got safely home. While waiting for his friends to bring us a ransom, the runts lined up, twangaz in hand and feathered him for a while. We healed him and feathered him again, and then we stabbed him a little bit, and so on. It was great fun, and we still had drinkiez! The humie was looking pretty shabby towards the end of it, but then his friends came. As usual, they refused to pay the tribute and things quickly got out of hand. Unfortunately, the one grunt and four runts who stood at the gates of the fort had no chance against the onslaught of Yews; four of them, lead by an exceptionally stupid wizard. The mojo power came flying quickly, as did arrows, and the fort defense tightened up! Our cross healing was going well, but unfortunately simply couldn't keep up with the punishment dished out by the four Yews.
But luckily, before the Yews managed to break through, Xoruk heroically stabbed him to death with his lethal spear, and they are all drying their tears over the loss of their fellow Yew. (Yew decided to perma kill the character, ie namechange and new story)
Later on, some more humies came by. We got some tribute, some nice magic skulls for the grunts from one humie, and another humie opted to pay in blood. Three orcs with twangas in hand was too much for this mojo humie and his feeble spells did not serve to save his life. He had many useful things for the clan, including lots of strong mojo wadur, hoowah!
Another Yew came by, and when two runtz dutifully demanded tribute, the stupid humie backed himself against a tree, and by the time I came out he was already almost completely krimped! HOOWAH! We demanded tribute for a while, but he was very uncivilied. We clomped him, a few times, gave him a few chances to pay, but then he spat on us, so we klomped him, too, and took the tribute ourselves.
Afterwards we had a party, there was drinking and klomping and food, and we got loads of tribute from one strange humie. All in all, a very good time with a good amount of activity. 5 orks at the most, and lots of interactions.
HOOWAH SEBURD HEDZ KLAN!!
He was herded to the fort, and after a few scrapes and bruises we got safely home. While waiting for his friends to bring us a ransom, the runts lined up, twangaz in hand and feathered him for a while. We healed him and feathered him again, and then we stabbed him a little bit, and so on. It was great fun, and we still had drinkiez! The humie was looking pretty shabby towards the end of it, but then his friends came. As usual, they refused to pay the tribute and things quickly got out of hand. Unfortunately, the one grunt and four runts who stood at the gates of the fort had no chance against the onslaught of Yews; four of them, lead by an exceptionally stupid wizard. The mojo power came flying quickly, as did arrows, and the fort defense tightened up! Our cross healing was going well, but unfortunately simply couldn't keep up with the punishment dished out by the four Yews.
But luckily, before the Yews managed to break through, Xoruk heroically stabbed him to death with his lethal spear, and they are all drying their tears over the loss of their fellow Yew. (Yew decided to perma kill the character, ie namechange and new story)
Later on, some more humies came by. We got some tribute, some nice magic skulls for the grunts from one humie, and another humie opted to pay in blood. Three orcs with twangas in hand was too much for this mojo humie and his feeble spells did not serve to save his life. He had many useful things for the clan, including lots of strong mojo wadur, hoowah!
Another Yew came by, and when two runtz dutifully demanded tribute, the stupid humie backed himself against a tree, and by the time I came out he was already almost completely krimped! HOOWAH! We demanded tribute for a while, but he was very uncivilied. We clomped him, a few times, gave him a few chances to pay, but then he spat on us, so we klomped him, too, and took the tribute ourselves.
Afterwards we had a party, there was drinking and klomping and food, and we got loads of tribute from one strange humie. All in all, a very good time with a good amount of activity. 5 orks at the most, and lots of interactions.
HOOWAH SEBURD HEDZ KLAN!!